With all the gloom around...something to brighten your day  Satire - How to kill a Lion...      Manmohan Singh Method:  The lion roars. Stay mute.  The lion roars louder. Stay mute.  Let this happen infinite times.  Lion dies of frustration.  Theek hai?  Rahul Gandhi Method:  The lion roars.  Ask him to join Farmville 2 and offer a cozy hut, daily healthy food,  a pink dress with cute  decorations every festive season.  Lion dies of shock.  Abhijit Mukherjee Method:  The lion roars.  Call him a painted rat who is not aware of real lionhood.  The lion dies, being struck by intolerable stupidity.  Akbaruddin Owaisi Method:  The lion roars.  Brag that you're such a human who can knock him down in 5 secs if the  cage is removed.  Lion dies of excessive laughter, causing multiple organ failure.  Mohan Bhagwat Method:  The lion roars.  Tell him that lions only roar in jungles, but not in jungles. Ask him  to get out of jungle and  come to jungle and to learn sanskar.  The lion dies of confusion.  Asaram Bapu Method:  The lion roars.  Tell him, 'Hello, bhaiya.'  The lion dies of unbearable humiliation and degradation of his species